1 note June 4, 2012 Ode to a random guy texting And it essentially went like this (mostly this is quoted word for word) Random guy:Hey I want to get into Cambridge Me:That's cool. What college are you going for? Him:Hopefully Eton, but I may only get into Esher. Me:No... Not college. I meant college in Cambridge. Him:I'm not going to college in Cambridge. It's too far. Me:No. Cambridge is split up into colleges. Him:What? Me:Did you research Cambridge before deciding to apply? Him:No. Me:Well the colleges are what you apply to and live in, essentially. Him:WHICH ONE HAS THE FASTEST INTERNET SPEEDS? Me:Uh... Him:I'm being serious BTW. I seriously hope he doesn't get in. Not to be mean or anything, but if someone that just goes "lawl Imma go to Cambridge because it has quick internet" gets in it's an insult to people who have actually tried.
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